EAGLES ARE TURNING PEOPLE INTO HORSES(!)

Playing March 12 at SXSW, Eagles are Turning People Into Horses, a pulse-pounding thriller that dares to expose eagles for the scheming little creeps they really are. If you miss seeing this film, and an eagle subsequently turns you into a horse, you'll have only yourself to blame.

(Via the Onion AV Club.)

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