The sad fate of the Marshalls from LAND OF THE LOST

Friday, June 29, 2012

Every kid who grew up watching the original Land of the Lost wondered whatever became of the poor Marshalls. Last we saw of them, Will, Holly and Uncle Jack were still trapped in the Land of the Lost, while Rick was last seen spiraling away through the "door of time." Did Rick survive? Did Will, Holly and Jack make it back to Earth? It seemed we'd never have an answer to these questions.

Well, actually we (sort of) do. While you hear a lot about how Sid and Marty Krofft "created" the show, somebody else actually did most of the heavy lifting for the show's first two seasons: David Gerrold. Gerrold's the guy who wrote the series bible for Land of the Lost, oversaw the scripts, etc. If anybody created the show, he did.

In the late '80s Gerrold wrote a writer's guide for a planned sequel series to Land of the Lost called Land of the Lost: The Return, and it he detailed the fates of the Marshalls. The show was never produced, but if we take Gerrold's ideas as "canon," things did not go well for the Marshalls at all.

On this site, Bryan Derksen describes the writer's guide in detail. The first surprising thing is that Gerrold rather pissily ignores the original show's third season completely. (A disgruntled Gerrold left the show at the end of the second season, and the third season had a very different tone.) So, no Uncle Jack. We follow another generation of Marshalls into the Land of the Lost, where we learn that a tyrant lizard-cyborg has taken over, and he rides around on a giant robot dinosaur. Rick was killed years ago, and Will lives with the pakuni and he's been reduced to a grunting, Tarzan-like wild man. Holly has become a beautiful "sky princess" who travels in a ball of light and only appears to one of the Marshalls in times of need.

The original show was trippy as all get-out and a lot darker than people tend to remember, and Gerrold's plans to revive it certainly continue in that vein. But Land of the Lost: The Return sounds like Gerrold just sat down and tried to imagine the grimmest possible fates for the characters from the original series. Not only did the Marshalls never return home, but Rick's dead, Holly's some ghostly presence and poor Will is a grunting savage. And I thought that Will Ferrell movie was depressing!

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SOLD: 14 weird old toys!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012



Just look at all of them weird toys. Just imagine them on a shelf in your home, weirding up the place! Imagine how impressed (and nervous) your dates will be, when you bring them back to your place and they're greeted by that Jolly Monkey leering at them with his crazy little eyes! Well, Mr. Monkey and all of his friends can now all be yours, because this week we're selling these cute little creeps on Ebay. Monsters and Rockets HQ is groaning from all of our accumulated geegaws, gizmos and junk, and we've got to get rid of some of this stuff before a pile of it collapses and takes us one of us down with it. The bidding starts at $50, or you can buy up the whole mess now for a mere $70. So click on over there, and buy our crap!

UPDATE: Our crap has sold. You missed out. Too bad for you.

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Did LOST's Jack Shepherd become the next smoke monster?

Even if you've happily wasted years of your life arguing with your friends about Lost's many mysteries, at least you can agree about what happened when Jack Shepherd died. In the series finale, a mortally wounded Jack staggered to a clearing in the jungle and died peacfully, Vincent the dog beside him... And then the next thing that happened to Jack was when he woke up in the weird "sideways" world. Right?

Well, maybe not. In a lengthy new post, the Lost Answers Tumblr makes a fairly persuasive case that Jack actually became the island's new smoke monster. The article is an addendum of sorts to an article that the same blogger wrote for Cracked.com offering up a jokey but surprisingly informative list of 108 answers to many of the questions raised by the series.

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Head Like I/O

Sunday, June 17, 2012



Inverse Phase's new album Pretty Eight Machine is an 8-bit version of Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine, and it is a thing of bloop-y, bleep-y beauty.

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"Science fiction plucks from within us our deepest fears and hopes, then shows them to us in rough disguise: the monster and the rocket." - W.H. Auden

Who is he, this one who is called "Greg Stacy"?

Greg Stacy began the MONSTERS AND ROCKETS blog in April of 2009. Prior to that, he was editor of the popular sci-fi/horror news website DARKWOLDS.COM. He has also written for LA WEEKLY, OC WEEKLY, UTNE READER and LOS ANGELES CITYBEAT. He always feels weird writing about himself in the third person.

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