I recently collaborated with my dad to produce THE BARSTOW BONES INTERACTIVE AUDIO GAME, a new kind of YouTube annotation game based on my dad's new mystery novel Barstow Bones. The game is produced in the pulpy style of an old-time radio thriller. As you listen to the story you make choices that determine the destiny of Tommy, a young Asian American trying to drive across the California desert not long after Pearl Harbor.
William Shatner and the classic Star Trek baddie the Gorn have a rematch in the new ad for the video game based on JJ Abrams' upcoming Star Trek reboot sequel thing. (I was most definitely not a fan of Abrams' 2009 reboot movie, but this new ad almost makes up for Abrams blowing up Vulcan. Almost.)
Shatner celebrated his 82nd(!) birthday this weekend. We neglected to mark the occasion here at Monsters and Rockets, but in hopes of making up for this terrible lapse, here's 45 installments of our former regular feature, Shatner Sunday.
In the fan-made clip above - a mod based on the game Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force - you get to tour a Kirk-era Federation Starbase and see what all the redshirts got up to when they weren't being killed by dikironium cloud creatures or some damn thing. The bowling alley is no great shock, but some of their other forms of entertainment are a little more surprising.
The first Back to the Future game trailer is online, and I'm now just a scootch less enthused about the game than I was the other day. I thought the character designs looked fine in photos, but in motion they seem a little weird and listless to me. Still, hearing that old music again (both the orchestral opening theme and the cheesy Huey Lewis tune at the end) did this old Gen-X heart good.
This one almost ended up as a Hi-Fi Pizza of the Apocalypse, but it was just too awesome for that. Seriously, there have been a bajillion dinosaur shooter games and a bajillion bazillion WWII FPS games... But until now, there's never been a WWII FPS dinosaur game! America may have the bomb, but the axis powers have fascist dinosaurs!
I am cautiously optimistic about the upcoming Back to the Future game. The little glimpses I've gotten so far look fun, and it's clear that the folks involved have a lot of affection for the original trilogy.
While they were able to convince Christopher Lloyd to voice Doc Brown, Michael J. Fox was unavailable for the role of Marty McFly. That could have stopped the project cold right there, but they got ridiculously lucky and discovered A.J. LoCascio, a young man who does a simply uncanny Michael J. Fox impression. Seriously, he does that squawky Marty McFly voice perfectly, as you'll see in this clip.
There are more clips about the game's creation over on /Film.
Seasons is an enchanting little flash thing (you can't quite call it a game) where you steer Thomas - a sort of egg-man on a unicycle - through various pastoral, surreal scenes. Don't hurry through the various environments. It's worth it to take your time pedaling around and seeing what Thomas discovers.
Pretty sweet trailer for the Battlestar Galactica online game... Although I'm still not sure how this will work as an online game that thousands of people will play. I mean, the show was claustrophobic by design, with the surviving remnants of humanity all crammed into little shuttles and garbage scows and so on. They didn't meet a lot of exotic aliens or explore cool planets or anything. To accurately reflect the show, the game would have to be mostly people arguing in cramped corridors, punctuated by occasional space battles and the odd glimpse of sexy Cylon lady butt.
Telltale games has announced that they're working on a new Back to the Future video game! Get ready to race through time at 88 miles per hour, correct corrupted timelines and avoid sleeping with your mom! And the company also has a new Jurassic Park game in the works! Get ready to do a lot of running and screaming!
Unfortunately, there are reasons to suspect these games won't be the big piles of awesome that they could be. For one thing, Telltale specializes in Myst-style, point-and-click adventure games, and if they decide to stick with that format these new games will be approximately 2% as fun as they could be. For another thing, it sounds like the games won't actually be sequels to the films.
“The games are going to exist within these worlds,” says Telltale CEO Dan Connors. “I wouldn’t call these games sequels per se but a new interpretation of their worlds for a new medium. For one generation, it’s an introduction to these series. For another generation, it’s a thing they can look back on and something they can share warmly with their family and friends.”
He also hinted the BTTF game will take us to the 1970s. So... Get ready for a point-and-click trip back to the days of the Carter administration. Here's hoping that this "new interpretation" will at least feature a DeLorean. (And let's keep our fingers crossed that the Jurassic Park game will at least feature dinosaurs.)
Inspired by this apocalyptic moment from an old Daniel Clowes Eightball comic, Hi-Fi Pizza of the Apocalypse is a Monsters and Rockets feature where we chronicle the Hollywood rehashes, recyclings and recombinings that serve as ominous portents of the End Times.
We already knew that multi-million dollar motion pictures were in the works based on the 1980s proto-games Joust and Asteroids. Now comes word that Space Invaders and Missile Command movies are also in the works. I don't care how much of an 8-bit fanatic you are, Space Invaders and Missile Command were just simple, ugly-ass games without any actual plots to base movies on. Seriously, Space Invaders is no more of a "story" than tic-tac-toe is! (If you're listening, Hollywood, I've got this script you should take a look at, about a heroic band of X's who battle against the repressive forces of the O's.)
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La Linea was a series of weird cartoons that originated in Italy and became popular all over the world. In America they never quite caught on the same way, but they are fondly remembered by Gen-X'ers today from being featured on the 1980s kids show, The Great Space Coaster. (These cartoons were carefully selected to eliminate the more adult material. Some of La Linea's cartoons can get pretty raunchy.)
Animator Patrick Boivin has made an impressive, interactive La Linea cartoon, seen above. Now you can decide the indignities that will befall this strange little gibbering cartoon man. (Note that some of the paths you choose will lead to material that is not safe for work.)
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Daymare Town is an online point-and-click game with a nicely quirky look and tone. It feels less like a Myst clone than a short adventure you take within the pages of an artist's sketchbook, with the 3D graphics of most point-and-clicks replaced by scratchy little cartoon scenes. But just because the game has such a charmingly simple look, don't assume that the puzzles are easy to beat!
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A new trailer is live for the Star Trek Online MMORPG. This one is actually pretty grim, making it sound like the Federation is on the brink of falling to the Klingons. There's also been news that Zachary Quinto will provide a voice in the game... But he won't be Spock, he'll be the voice of an Emergency Medical Hologram. (That seems like sort of a strange choice. Quinto is a Trek A-lister these days, and voicing an EMH is not what'd you call the coolest gig.)
How would you fare in the London of Charles Dickens' day? Find out in this immersive online game, courtesy of the BBC. Will you encounter Fagin, or Pickwick? Will you end up languishing in prison, or dying of smallpox? Don't just say, "Bah, humbug"; go ahead, give it a try. It's both cute, and squalid! (Tricky, that.)
I have to admit I'm actually excited about Archie's Riverdale Run, an upcoming video game that sets the gang from Archie comics loose in a Grand Theft Auto-like sandbox environment. (What can I say? I'm an Archie geek and I love Grand Theft Auto. Win-win!) But the trailer below does raise a number of questions.
1. It's a cute touch that parts of the story seem to be told with comic book panels. But why do the panels go by so fast you can hardly read them? Is that how it works in the actual game? If so, that seems really peculiar and frustrating.
2. The song in the trailer is OK, kind of reminding me of the bubblegummy pop from the old Archie TV cartoon. But those lyrics are a little surprising. "She turns me on with her wild side, gets me high like a roller coaster ride"? Dude! Come on, this is Archie we're talking about, here. We'll have no talk about turn-ons and getting high, please.
3. Who is this game for? I mean, other than me. I think that crossing Archie with Grand Theft Auto is kind of brilliant, but I suspect I'm one of the few people alive who does.
4. Do the shots where we see Archie's car smash into stuff and then start smoking mean that if your car gets damaged enough, it'll blow up and kill you, GTA-style? (And can you steal people's cars, or run them over? Because while the little cartoon devil on my left shoulder is excited by the prospect, the little cartoon angel on my right shoulder is weeping.)
5. What the heck is that crazy car we see around the 1:44 mark? It looks like the Ecto-1 or something.
6. It seems like we play as just about every person in Riverdale. But do we really spend a level as Veronica Lodge's butler, as the fat bald guy around the 2:05 mark would seem to suggest? Really?
Visions is an upcoming indie online roleplaying game, set in biblical times. They have a page up on Kickstarter.com, and to fund the project they're trying to raise $58,692 by December 2nd. (That's right, $58,692. I don't know what that last $2 is for. Maybe it's for parking.) At this writing, they've raised $107.
I'm not sure what else I can say about the Visions project, other than you need to see their promo video right now.
Courtesy of Spike TV, we now have about five seconds of quick, heavily edited footage from the upcoming video game based on the Tron sequel.
To those of you who weren't Tron fanatics growing up, this will probably seem like a pretty sad thing to get excited about. But these five seconds give us a glimpse of what the redesigned Recognizers will look like! If you freeze the frame, you can see they look... Well, a lot like the Recognizers from the original film, but somewhat modernized and with different colors.
"Science fiction plucks from within us our deepest fears and hopes, then shows them to us in rough disguise: the monster and the rocket." - W.H. Auden
Who is he, this one who is called "Greg Stacy"?
Greg Stacy began the MONSTERS AND ROCKETS blog in April of 2009. Prior to that, he was editor of the popular sci-fi/horror news website DARKWOLDS.COM. He has also written for LA WEEKLY, OC WEEKLY, UTNE READER and LOS ANGELES CITYBEAT. He always feels weird writing about himself in the third person.