CLOVERFIELD director to remake LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


The LA Times reports that Cloverfield director Matt Reeves is set to helm Let Me In, an American remake of Let the Right One In, the touching, blackly funny and very, very creepy Swedish picture about a boy who discovers that the cute, seemingly sweet girl who recently moved into his neighborhood is actually a vampire.

Reeves assures fans of the original he has no plans to Twilight-ify it, to make it more commercial.

"There's definitely people who have a real bull's-eye on the film," Reeves said, "and I can understand because of people's' love of the [original] film that there's this cynicism that I'll come in and trash it, when in fact I have nothing but respect for the film. I'm so drawn to it for personal and not mercenary reasons, my feeling about it is if I didn't feel a personal connection and feel it could be its own film, I wouldn't be doing it. I hope people give us a chance."

Reeves plans to re-locate the action to Reagan-era Colorado, so at least the wintry scenery of the original should carry over. The film is set for release 2010.

(Click the image at left to buy Let The Right One In on DVD.)


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Potato bugs are not evil


"Potato bugs are drawn to the smell of alcohol, so when you drink late at night they’re more likely to infest your bed. They may gnaw your cheeks while you sleep, trying to get at the smell of the alcohol on your breath."

This and many other so-called "facts" can be found at Potatobugs.com, a site that purports to examine the insect that Native American tribes once knew as "Old Bald-Headed Man." Potatobugs.com makes no secret of their anti-potato bug agenda, writing, "This site is dedicated to the fabrication and perpetuation of fear, hate and disgust for the Potato Bug. Please, won't you join us?"

Sadly, anti-potato bug prejudice has become all too common online. Google "potato bug," and you will find countless forums full of people sharing their traumatic potato bug encounters. Well, potato bugs have taken enough abuse, and it's time that somebody stood up for them!

Everything you know about potato bugs is wrong. It's all lies spread by the potato bug haters. Potato bugs are not true bugs, and they're not particularly fond of potatoes. (Actually they'll eat whatever they can find, including roots and smaller bugs.) They are technically known as Jerusalem crickets, although they aren't crickets. They are large-ish, flightless creatures with fat, baby-like heads and stumpy, shiny little legs. They're nocturnal - leading Potatobugs.com to describe them as "evil bugs of the night." Contrary to legend, they do not have a terrifying, piercing cry, like a small child abandoned by its mother. Their "song" is actually the sound of their little bellies being drummed against the ground. They're deaf, so they communicate through vibration.

They are not venomous. When panicked, they can stink, and they can bite. But the stink won't kill you, and neither will the bite. Hey, if you frightened a potato bug so much that it bit you, perhaps you need to ask yourself who was really at fault - the big, clumsy human, or the poor, deaf little insect who looks like an escapee from a Cronenberg movie?

Just look at this cute little guy:





















OK, so, they are kind of horrifying. But you have to admit, they're horrifying in a cute way. And they won't eat your cheeks while you sleep. Probably.


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AMERICAN WEREWOLF remake coming


According to The Hollywood Reporter, John Landis has sold the remake rights to his 1981 horror/comedy classic, An American Werewolf in London. (Click the image at left to buy the film on DVD.) The original film spawned a host of lesser imitators - including the rather iffy 1997 sequel An American Werewolf in Paris and the 2007 porno version An Erotic Werewolf in London - but this will be the first actual remake. Landis will apparently produce, but it sounds like somebody else (as yet unnamed) will direct.

This is yet another remake that sounds like a lousy idea. The original movie is as weird, scary and funny as it ever was. You're not gonna top it.

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David Letterman on MORK & MINDY


Before he found his calling as a snarky, late-night talk show host, David Letterman spent the '70s trying to find his place in Hollywood. When he wasn't hosting failing morning shows or doing weather reports he scored a few TV guest-starring gigs, mostly playing sarcastic, sleazy jerks. In this clip you'll see his appearance in Mork Goes Erk, a first season episode of the Robin Williams sci-fi comedy series Mork & Mindy. Letterman plays Ellsworth, a cynical con-man who runs a bogus self-improvement program loosely based on EST. The real EST seminars apparently involved an instructor insulting people for hours on end, just like Letterman does here. (Click the image at left to buy Mork & Mindy - The Complete First Season.)







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Rowan Atkinson welcomes you to Hell

Monday, June 29, 2009


If you only know Rowan Atkinson (previously featured in our Curse of Fatal Death post) from the Mr. Bean movies or his supporting roles in mainstream comedies like Love, Actually, you've really been missing out. In his native UK, Atkinson has become famous for pitch-black, smart comedy such as Blackadder, a long-running TV series where each season he starred as a different descendant in the perpetually luckless, cynical Blackadder family. His HBO special Rowan Atkinson Live! is very much worth seeking out, showcasing his waspish verbal humor along with his amazing talent for physical comedy. (Click the image at left to buy the special on DVD.) In the clip below he appears as Toby, your guide to the netherworld.



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BLEEDING ART: Chris Burden's A TALE OF TWO CITIES


After Chris Burden earned his MFA from UC Irvine in 1971, his career began with a bang—all too literally—later that year with the infamous conceptual-art piece Shoot, in which he had a friend shoot him in the arm at the F Space gallery in Santa Ana. Through the early '70s, Burden went on to create more shocking work: He had himself crucified on a Volkswagen; he spent five days in a three-foot locker, with one bottle above him for water and another bottle below him to collect his waste; he crawled over 50 feet of broken glass with his arms tied behind his back. While Burden is not exactly a household name, this early, confrontational work has, for good or ill, had a huge impact on pop culture, blazing the trail for the sadomasochistic stunts of MTV's The Tom Green Show and Jackass, David Blaine and many others. Burden was getting famous for slicing himself to shreds when those other guys were still in diapers.

But Burden could only go so far with self-endangerment as self-expression, and his art turned a corner in April 1975 with Doom, a performance at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. Burden spent 45 hours and 10 minutes under a sheet of glass, inevitably soiling himself in the process, before he finally got up, smashed a clock with a hammer, staggered out of there, and went home to wash up and figure out the next stage of his career.

Once he put the stunts behind him, Burden became more of a tinkerer, futzing around with a slide rule in his studio and emerging with boats that pilot themselves and cars so lightweight they get 100 miles to the gallon. What his work lost in visceral fascination, it made up for in pure geek appeal.

His 1981 piece A Tale of Two Cities is nerd nirvana, a sprawling, miniature battlescape that is both sobering and cute. The room-sized piece depicts a 25th century in which humankind has regressed to a system of feudal states. Through a pair of binoculars, we take in the endless details of a pair of tiny metropolises, each composed of great piles of plastic toys and other pop-cultural castoffs—factories and castles, soldiers and spaceships - all mashed together with a playful disregard for anachronism and surrounded by houseplants that serve as mighty jungles.

It's like something a bored kid would build over an endless summer, complete with Japanese robots on the march, and you can't help but remember those long afternoons of building your own little backyard dynasties and then flooding them with a garden hose when your mom told you it was time for dinner. But the piece is also informed by an adult's concerns; although Two Cities was conceived before many of today's soldiers were born, there is something distressingly contemporary in its vision of tanks rolling past the Pizza Hut.

Surveying the piece from on high, squinting through your binoculars at all the little army men massing below, you feel like a general on a distant hill—or a god. They all look so ridiculous, perched on the brink of their teeny-tiny Armageddon, yet you can't help but worry for them. You want to tell them to call off their fight before somebody gets hurt—or they cause irreparable damage to the houseplants.

In a 2007 profile in The New Yorker, Burden was asked why he let his friend fire a rifle into his arm back in '71. "I wanted to be taken seriously as an artist," Burden answered.

We can respect Burden's talents, but take his art seriously? That's tough to do, when most of it is so gimmicky and fun. There has always been something profoundly adolescent about Burden's work, and that's not intended as an insult. Most great rock & roll is adolescent at its core, and Burden is just about as close to a rock star as a fine artist has ever gotten. (Real rock stars have gladly claimed him as a brother; David Bowie wrote Joe the Lion about Burden, back in the days when having Bowie write a song about you was like being canonized by the Rock Pope or something.)

While it seems unlikely Burden's work will have great staying power over the centuries to come, in the here and now, we're damn lucky to have him. You hear about one of his pieces, and it sounds so neat you just have to rush out and see it. Burden is, for lack of a better word, cool. Cool lacks the shelf life of the truly great, but true cool (the lifelong cool of a Bowie, say, as opposed to the desperate, three-hit-wonder cool of a Gwen Stefani) can change the world. And with his bullets, his erector sets and his piles of little army men, that's just what Burden has been doing for nearly four decades now. Long may Joe the Lion roar.

(This article originally appeared, in an altered form, in OC Weekly.)


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DOCTOR WHO: THE CURSE OF FATAL DEATH

In 1999 the BBC broadcast the following Doctor Who parody, The Curse of Fatal Death, as part of the Red Nose Day charity event for Comic Relief. It's crude but pretty funny stuff, featuring an amazing cast that includes Rowan Atkinson, Jonathan Pryce and a host of other folks I can't name without spoiling the ending. It was written by Coupling creator Steven Moffat, who would go on to write some of the most memorable episodes of the new Doctor Who series and is actually taking over as the series' executive producer for departing showrunner Russell T. Davies.

It would appear that the BBC doesn't object to these clips being online, but they can be real bullies about copyright so it's possible they'll take this down at any time. Enjoy The Curse of Fatal Death while you can.





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SMURFS movie coming


It was sadly inevitable that Hollywood was going to get around to making a big budget, 3D CGI/live action movie based on The Smurfs. Eventually, every single cartoon ever made in the '80s will become a big budget, 3D CGI/live action movie. Turbo Teen. Rubik the Amazing Cube. On and on, they won't stop until there are no '80s cartoons left. And then they'll do movies based on characters from breakfast cereals. Jack Black as Captain Crunch. Mike Meyers as Lucky the Leprechaun. That day is coming, friends.

At least as we wait for the Smurfs movie to inflict itself upon the world, we can take some solace in this anti-war public service announcement in which the Smurf village is destroyed by bombs and the Smurfs all die horribly. Perhaps that sounds unreasonably cruel... But come on, these are the Smurfs we're talking about.



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Maurice Sendak's IN THE NIGHT KITCHEN adapted by Gene Deitch

Sunday, June 28, 2009


Celebrated children's book author Maurice Sendak has always had a dark, surreal quality to his art, as anybody who ever read Where the Wild Things Are knows. But his 1970 book In the Night Kitchen is pretty strange stuff, even by Sendak's standards. (Click the image at left to buy In the Night Kitchen (Caldecott Collection)

Inspired by Winsor McCay's classic comic strip Little Nemo in Slumberland, the book follows a little boy named Mickey who is sleeping in bed when he is awakened and somehow loses all of his clothes as he drifts to a magical place known as the Night Kitchen. There he falls into a pot of batter being mixed by three portly, mustachioed bakers who all look like Oliver Hardy. The bakers keep on mixing the batter with Mickey inside, and they are just about to put him in a "Mickey oven" when he emerges from the batter to protest that he is not their milk. Now wearing a suit made of batter, he creates a bread dough airplane and uses it to fly into the mouth of an enormous milk bottle. There his batter suit crumbles away, he pours the milk down to the bakers so they can finish their cake, and finally he returns home.

The book has been very controversial over the years, mostly because Mickey spends much of the book naked. And this isn't one of those Austin Powers-esque situations where he is "naked" but he's always strategically covered by a potted fern or something. The kid is really naked. (Over the years the book has been banned many times, and some librarians have even tried to "fix" it by drawing shorts on Mickey themselves.) Critics have seen a lot of sexual symbolism in the story, and it's hard to deny the Freudian quality of the book's imagery.

Sendak has long denied that there's anything sexual about the book at all, but in a 2003 interview on NPR's Fresh Air he offered an even more disturbing interpretation, saying that Mickey's adventure with the three bakers was actually a Holocaust allegory! The "Micky oven" and the Hitler-esque mustaches of the three bakers arguably support this notion... But then why does Mickey seem to have such a jolly time with the bakers? If the three men are meant to symbolize Nazis, why do they end up being so benign?

Below you can see Gene Deitch's animated adaptation of the story. It's surprisingly faithful to the book. It appears on Where the Wild Things Are... and 5 More Stories by Maurice Sendak, a DVD featuring animated version of some of Sendak's most famous stories, a few of them directed by Sendak himself. (Note that film below does feature some nudity, however innocent.)















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11 DOCTORS rumor is officially baloney

Saturday, June 27, 2009


The UK's Daily Mail reported that an upcoming Doctor Who 15-minute special for the charity Children In Need would bring together all 11 incarnations of Doctor Who's Doctor character, including both current Doctor David Tennant and future Doctor Matt Smith. (Click the image at left to buy the fourth season of Doctor Who.)

But in a new interview with The Chicago Tribune, Tennant debunks the story.

"It’s not something I've heard anything about. And I would have thought they’d be in touch. But that’d be quite a curious way to introduce Matt Smith, I’d have thought they’d wait until his first (Doctor Who) story. Not anything I've heard about yet."

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Robots that eat meat


Oh, for Pete's sake! I've already railed against scientists for foolishly reviving an ancient, X-Files-esque bacteria that will make us all die of the super-flu, and designing The Matrix-style robo-squids that will enslave us if the super-flu doesn't kill us first... Well, now they're designing household robots that power themselves by eating living creatures. Let the full horror of that sink in for a second. Robots that eat meat.

Oh, sure, the robots start with flies, mice and other household pests. But you really think it stops there? How long until they eat your parakeet? Or your cat? Or you? The coming robot uprising was bad enough when all we had to worry about was being enslaved. Now we have to worry about being eaten by androids!

Listen, Science: get back to curing the common cold, sending astronauts to Mars, that kind of stuff. And the next time you come up with some wacky new way to destroy the world, don't hurry into the lab and get to work developing it. Call the Sci-Fi Channel, and let them turn it into a crappy movie of the week starring Robert Beltran and Dirk Benedict. Seriously, just say the words Robots that Eat Meat and the guys from Sci-Fi will show up at your door twenty minutes later pushing a wheelbarrow full of money.


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MUSIC FROM SPACE: Michael Jackson - GHOSTS

Given the endless media coverage of Michael Jackson's death, I can't blame you if you are sick to your back teeth of the late King of Pop. But trust me, the Ghosts video is so weird that it's worth your time.

In 1996, Jackson attempted to recapture some of his old Thriller glory with a whole new long-form, pop music horror show. He devised a story with Stephen King and signed special effects maestro Stan Winston to direct. The result is a fascinating failure, shining a presumably unintended spotlight into Jackson's twisted psychology. He casts himself as a prankster demon beloved by little boys, includes a few truly monstrous caricatures of his own ruined face, and at one point literally snarls "freak" at himself as he stares into a mirror. It's not really scary in the horror movie sense, but it will still give you the squirms in a big way.



(I couldn't figure out how to embed this as one continuous clip, so when this first clip ends just click the "part 2" link that pops up. There are 4 parts in all. This thing is way too long, but once you watch part 1 you're in it 'til the bitter end.)

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THE AWAKENING: The grumpy giant of Washington DC

Friday, June 26, 2009


In 1980 the International Sculpture Conference Exhibition was being held in Washington D.C. and sculptor J. Seward Johnson, Jr. created a cast aluminum statue called The Awakening that was installed in Hains Point Park. The statue used five pieces to depict a giant man partially buried beneath the earth and attempting to free himself. If the giant stood up, he would have been over 100 feet tall. His ambiguous, open-mouthed expression made it look like he was screaming, although some park visitors thought he was yawning from waking up.

Johnson only had a temporary permit to display the statue in the park, but it became so popular that it stayed there for 27 years. Apparently some brave souls liked to climb the giant's right arm, which was 17 feet high. Kids used his knees for a slide. More than once, the Potamac river overflowed and left the poor giant underwater.

Finally Johnson sold the statue in 2007, and in 2008 it was excavated and relocated to National Harbor, where the giant continues his perpetual awakening today.



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DAYBREAKERS trailer

Back in 2006, a pair of scientists published a paper in which they attempted to prove that vampires can't exist. Their argument was that even if vampires only needed to feed once a month, in the process turning each victim into another vampire, in a matter of months everybody on Earth would be a vampire. (Yeah, but... Who says each time a vampire feeds, he has to make his victim into another vampire? That's not how it worked on Buffy!)

Daybreakers is an upcoming thriller based on that idea of a world overrun with vampires, running desperately short of humans to feed on. But while the obvious approach would have been to make the hero one of the last humans trying to save his people from the sinister vampires, Daybreakers comes at things from the opposite angle. In this film the vampires are the main characters, and Ethan Hawke stars as a vamp trying to save all of vampire kind before their human farms run dry. Hard to say how well this will work in the final film, but it's a novel approach and the trailer has some style.





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DISTRICT 9 viral videos online

A pair of new viral videos are online for the upcoming sci-fi thriller, District 9. Directed by Neil Blomkamp and produced by Peter Jackson, District 9 looks at a near-future Earth coping badly with a wave of immigrants from another world.







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Richard Kelly's 1996 short, THE GOODBYE PLACE


Here's an interesting artifact. In 1996, years before he directed the 2001 cult favorite Donnie Darko, Richard Kelly directed The Goodbye Place, the student film you see below. It has some of the awkwardness typical of student films, including the terribly wooden acting. (It's actually kind of impressive how some of the people in this film manage to give such bad performances when they don't have any dialogue.) But it's far more ambitious than most student films, and gives a hint of the trippy, melancholy sensibility of Kelly's later work. (Click the cover at left to buy Donnie Darko's sequel, S. Darko, on DVD.)






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Michael Jackson: an a-capella tribute

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson died suddenly and unexpectedly today. He was only 50... But I don't think anybody would say he died too soon. The last ten or fifteen years, he had become an increasingly sad self-parody. But now Jackson's troubled life is over, and there will be no more tabloid shots of his latest plastic surgery disaster, no more failed albums or concert tours, no more allegations of sexual abuse. (I never knew what to think of all that. I don't believe he actually molested children. But was his conduct improper? Did he do terrible things? Maybe. Probably. Who knows?) He had nowhere to go but down, and at least now he won't fall any farther.

No matter what you thought of him as a person, there was no denying he was one of the great pop entertainers, up there with Elvis. Tempted though I am to link to his classic Thriller video, I know that approximately nine billion other sites are already doing that today. So instead I'll share this strange little tribute, featuring a lone frenchman(?) doing a 64-track, a-capella version of the song. I discovered it just last night, strangely enough. I've heard the original song so many times over the years that I barely hear it anymore, it slides off my eardrums. But this clip actually made me hear the song in a new way, and appreciate it all over again. There's a reason why Jackson became so famous, all those years ago.


Oh, what the hell... Here's the zombie dance, from Thriller. There's Jackson, at the height of his fame, dancing on his own grave. And, just because it's so very awesome, here's Jim Blashfield's Terry Gilliam-esque video for 1986's Leave Me Alone. Watching Jackson thumb (what's left of) his nose at the media and then finally escaping his crazy themepark of a life takes on a whole different meaning today, doesn't it?

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THE BOX trailer online


The first trailer is now online for The Box, the upcoming movie from Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly. Based on a Richard Matheson short story, the film tells the tale of a 1970s couple (Cameron Diaz and James Marsden) who are struggling financially when a mysterious stranger (Frank Langella) arrives with a sinister offer.





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Your own robot Mini-Me


Little Island is a Japanese company that will make a miniaturized robot version of you. Send away your specifications, and in six weeks you'll be the proud owner of a tiny robot you, one that's equipped with moving limbs, clips of your voice and other features. Apparently the company has a special line of little robot brides (seen at left,) because this whole thing wasn't creepy enough already.

In the clip below, you can see English comics Graham Norton and Chris Addison interacting with a mini-Graham as an appalled Gillian Anderson looks on. (Some language NSFW.)



(Via Robot Dreams.)

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MUSIC FROM SPACE: '80s computers - BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY


You won't exactly be banging your head to it Wayne's World style, but this version of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, as covered by YouTube user bd594 employing a pile of dusty '80s desktop tech (a scanner, floppy drive parts and Atari & TI computers,) is a work of geeky genius. Watching these elderly machines spark to life one more time, all their little parts whirring and oscilloscopes spiking and falling as they struggle to play us a song that was old when they were new, is nostalgic fun with a melancholy aftertaste. It brings back memories of my own summer afternoons spent indoors in a stuffy bedroom - pale, sickly little me, trying to coax my TRS-80 to croak out the Doctor Who theme and my heart swelling with pride when those first few notes came crackling out of the speaker. When I think back to it, it's kind of a miracle I ever lost my virginity. (Click the image at left to buy Queen's 1975 CD, A Night at the Opera.)




(Via Retro Thing.)

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VideoTrace: create 3D models by tracing 2D video


The University of Adelaide and Oxford Brookes Computer Vision Group have developed VideoTrace, an astonishing program that allows you to trace an object in a conventional, 2D video and quickly generate a 3D model of it.

In the video below you watch as footage of an SUV is traced, then that footage is used to spawn a detailed, CGI model of the SUV. Then the SUV and the CGI model version are shown parked beside each other, both looking like real trucks as the camera moves around them.

The possibilities are dizzying. If this thing could be hooked up to a 3D printer, you could make your own replica props tracing scenes from your favorite movies. Imagine you're watching an old horror movie, and you see a statue in the background you really like. You could trace that statue onscreen, then print out a 3D copy to display in your home. I'd love to see how well this program handles the human form. Is it possible to trace old footage of Jane Fonda in Barbarella, let's say, and then develop a 3D model of her? And could I then print out my own 3D copy of Barbarella? Please?

The project is apparently still in beta, and the Australian company Punchcard is trying to secure the funding to make it available to the public. Hopefully that will happen soon. Something like this reminds you that we're actually living in the future.

VideoTrace: Rapid interactive scene modelling from video from gallo1 on Vimeo.



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NEWSCHUNKS for 06.24.09

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


WEAVER OUT OF GHOSTBUSTERS 3, ALIEN PREQUEL: Sigourney Weaver tells Sci-Fi Squad she doesn't expect to return for the upcoming Ghostbusters sequel or Alien prequel. Regarding Ghostbusters 3, she says, "I think they're still writing it, but (laughs) I'd be very surprised ... You never know. I just did a benefit with Bill (Murray), and we love working together, but I think they're trying to create something new completely with the Ghostbusters, although I know Bill is in it. I hope my little son Oscar (from Ghostbusters II) is a Ghostbuster!" As for the Alien prequel, "Well, I don't think that Ripley could appear in an Alien prequel because she doesn't have any access to the creature until the first Alien. But Ridley (Scott) is producing it and that makes me happy. I wasn't thrilled with the whole Alien Vs. Predator thing. I never saw them, but one of the reasons I died in (Alien) 3 was to not have anything to do with those (laughs). Just because, you know, I think it just seemed so economically motivated somehow. I feel we did four good movies, and I'm content with that. I hope if they do something new, they will encompass the idea of where the alien first came from, because I think that's an interesting idea -- to find out what happened and 'how did it get to us?'"

THE RETURN OF MR. EKO?: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje tells TV Guide he hopes to return to Lost as his character Mr. Eko, who died suddenly and horribly in season 3. "To be able to give that rich character some completion would be nice," he says. I'll be curious to see if Lost's producers take him up on the offer, after they've made no secret of the fact that his abrupt departure from the show caused a lot of problems because they had big plans for Eko. But then again, I never expected they'd bring Michelle Rodriguez back for a cameo, either.

TEEN WOLF ON MTV?: Hot on the heels of the news that a Teen Wolf remake is in the works, comes the announcement in Variety that rather than going ahead as a film, the project is probably going to become a series on MTV. The really surprising thing is that it seems MTV is planning the series to be a drama, rather than a comedy. At least, that's how it looks given the talent attached. Star Trek and The 4400's Rene Echevarria will executive produce, and writers will include Prison Break's Marty Adelstein and Criminal Minds' Jeff Davis.

CAMERON PREVIEWS 24 MINUTES OF AVATAR: James Cameron showed nearly half an hour of 3D Avatar footage (some of it still in rough form) at the Cinema Expo in Amsterdam, and the response from journalists was nothing short of giddy. "[I]t took my breath away," reads a report on Coming Soon. "I thought—just like you guys—that I've seen it all with Gollum, or The Hulk, but Cameron has done it again. These creatures seem so real, that within minutes you forget you're watching an enormous and very blue CGI character. Even the eyes are totally convincing. The characters have real personalities and a soul... The effects are in a league of their own. After some disappointing or even pointless 3-D movies, "Avatar" may be the first movie where 3-D is properly utilized.

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Jake Armstrong's THE TERRIBLE THING OF ALPHA-9

Jake Armstrong's sci-fi student film The Terrible Thing of Alpha-9 is cute, funny, gross and a bit tragic. Watch it. (Via Cartoon Brew.)



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Comics nerds rejoice! New Gahan Wilson collection, Mazzucchelli graphic novel


Just today I learned of two upcoming books that have me drooling with comics nerd-lust.

Gahan Wilson: 50 Years of Playboy Cartoons is a three-volume, full-color, slipcased set collecting over 1000 cartoons that Wilson published over the course of 50 years in Playboy. Wilson's macabre, hilarious cartoons would be enough of a draw, but the set will also include his prose fiction and the articles he wrote and illustrated. The book is expensive enough to hurt, and so big it'd be hard to even find a place to stash it around the house... But this is the kind of book you find the cash and the room for. It hits stores later this year. (Click the image at left to buy Gahan Wilson: 50 Years of Playboy Cartoons (Slipcased) (1-3)

David Mazzucchelli is one of the great cartoonists working today - probably one of the greatest cartoonists ever - but so far he has been, in the words of Publisher's Weekly, "a master without a masterpiece." He dazzled superhero fans with his work in the pages of Daredevil before changing his style completely, launching his own comics anthology Rubber Blanket and drawing a stunning adaptation of Paul Auster's novel City of Glass, but he sort of vanished from the comics scene about ten years ago having never produced an original graphic novel. Well, it turns out he's spent the last decade hard at work on Asterios Polyp, a book that Kirkus Reviews has described as "mind blowing." It hits stores next month. (Click the image at left to buy Asterios Polyp.)

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Margo Chase: the woman who designed the logos for your favorite shows

If you were a geek in the '90s, you were surrounded by the work of graphic designer Margo Chase, even if you never knew it. Her logos were almost everywhere, and her legions of imitators were everywhere she wasn't.


America had never seen a logo quite like the one Chase did for Francis Ford Coppola's 1992 version of Dracula. Somehow it managed to look crazed and violent at the same time that it was precise and elegant... In other words, it was an absolutely ideal signature for a vampire.




In the '90s Chase designed logos for musicians like Prince, Madonna and Cher, capturing their personalities with aggressively seductive fonts. Demonstrating her versatility, she also did pert, charming logos for the girly-girl TV of the era, shows like Felicity and Gilmore Girls. But she remains best known for the powerful logos she did for some of the best genre TV of the '90s.



Her logo for Buffy the Vampire Slayer was absolutely perfect for the series, a mix of feminine swirls, sharp and jagged type, and streaks and drops suggesting freshly spilled blood. (And did you notice the inverted cross? Right there in the center of the design, but just subtle enough that you could see it 10,000 times on your TV screen and never notice it.) It's no exaggeration to say that her Buffy logo probably did a lot to convince people that this wasn't just some silly little show for teenagers. Any show that starts with a logo like that deserves a second look.




Her logo for the Buffy spin-off Angel was composed of strong, masculine type that was also strangely broken and incomplete - an apt metaphor for a guy who had been alive for a few hundred years but was only now finding himself.







Chase's logos always found the essence of a show and put it front and center. Her Charmed logo was another beauty, a teasingly girlish font, with sharp thorns. Right away, you knew what you were getting. Magic. Sex appeal. Whimsy. Danger. All that, in seven letters.

But the problem with being a distinctive, popular graphic designer is that your work can become too tied to an era. By the late '90s, almost every vaguely occultish TV show, movie or CD featured some approximation of Chase's swirls, droplets and vaguely Celtic knots. By the new millennium the look had become passe, and even Chase had to move beyond it. Today she designs for huge clients like Target and the E! network, but while her logos are as striking as ever, it's hard not to miss the sinister playfulness of her best '90s work.

Let's be frank: the '90s were kind of an ugly decade. But in the midst of all that big hair and day-glow colors, Chase brought a new kind of gothic sophistication to pop culture. Next year, when the first big wave of '90s nostalgia comes crashing down on us, at least we'll probably see the return of the Margo Chase look. It's about time.

(Click the cover at left to buy the book Chase co-authored, Really Good Logos Explained: Top Design Professionals Critique 500 Logos and Explain What Makes Them Work.)


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The woman who couldn't stop growing

At 20, Tonya Angus was a slim beauty who was considering an acting career. And then, almost overnight, she began to grow. Soon none of her clothes or shoes fit, and her voice had deepened dramatically. Today she is six foot six and 480 pounds, and she's still growing.

Angus suffers from a condition called acromegaly, which causes the pituitary gland to produce excessive growth hormone. It's the same disease that brought fame to towering James Bond actor Richard Kiel and actor/wrestler Andre the Giant. But for Angus, the condition has brought nothing but heartbreak. In many cases acromegaly can be treated, but so far Angus' doctors haven't been able to stop her growth.

To be honest, I'm ambivalent about posting this. It's a fascinating story, but I don't want to exploit this woman or treat her like a freak. I think she's courageous for coming forward to share her story with the world. Here's hoping that the media attention her case is getting leads to more research and a cure for Angus and other acromegaly sufferers who don't respond to the treatments currently available.





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DOCTOR WHO rumor - THE 11 DOCTORS?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


The UK's Daily Mail is reporting that an upcoming Doctor Who 15-minute special for the charity Children In Need will bring together all 11 incarnations of Doctor Who's Doctor character, including both current Doctor David Tennant and future Doctor Matt Smith. (Click the image at left to buy the fourth season of Doctor Who.)

"This is a momentous episode for all Doctor Who fans," the paper says. "Never before have all the Doctors been in the same room, let alone in the same show. It's been a logistical nightmare getting all the actors together and available for shooting on the same days. But the script has already been started and it's classic Doctor Who – really witty and very sharp. Viewers will see the Time Lords regenerating and emerging one by one from the Tardis, each with their own quirky opening line. David Tennant is the central character in the episode. He's trying to hunt down some special time travel apparatus. What he's actually lost has not yet been decided, but the idea is for all the other Doctors to club together to help David find it. The actors who are no longer with us, (William Hartnell, Jon Pertwee and Patrick Troughton, will make special cameo appearances, with footage from original shows being flashed up on screen. It's a really exciting project – and all for a good cause."

Decades ago, the special episodes The Three Doctors, The Five Doctors and the charity special Dimensions In Time brought together the then-current incarnations of the Doctor, and more recently Children in Need specials featured the first appearance of Tennant's Doctor and a meeting of Tennant's Doctor and Peter Davison's fifth Doctor. This new special would be the most elaborate yet by far, although so far it is just a rumor.

"Nothing has been finalised yet," a BBC spokesman told the paper, "although there is discussion of a Children in Need Doctor Who special. It is too early to say what.”


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Eggers' WILD THINGS novelization details online


This news is a couple of weeks old, but somehow it's the first I'm hearing of it and I'm assuming it's fresh to you too. Amazon has posted the sales blurb for Dave Eggers' upcoming novel based on Spike Jonze's upcoming film adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's story, Where the Wild Things Are. (Click the image at left to buy the book.)

"The Wild Things — based loosely on the storybook by Maurice Sendak and the screenplay cowritten with Spike Jonze — is about the confusions of a boy, Max, making his way in a world he can’t control. His father is gone, his mother is spending time with a younger boyfriend, his sister is becoming a teenager and no longer has interest in him. At the same time, Max finds himself capable of startling acts of wildness: he wears a wolf suit, bites his mom, and can’t always control his outbursts."

Both the film and the book will have to be "loosely based" on Sendak's book, since the original is only 150 (very potent) words long. Fortunately, Eggers tells The Montreal Gazette that Sendak's been involved in the production and very much approves of the work Eggers and Jonze are doing.

"We all really get along - Spike and Maurice and I always had the same goals for the movie, and the novelization, too, which was to sort of reinstitute the dangerous elements of that book. Because when it came out, it was pretty controversial and some librarians didn’t like it, and child psychologists thought it was, you know, unhelpful. And it was really morally ambiguous in a way (...) Spike and Maurice and I just decided we needed to make the book wild and dangerous again and really unexpected. So the movie is really unlike anything anyone will expect, I think. And the book is different from both of them, actually. It has Max and Max going to an island, but in the book I’m able to [develop] the storyline also - as a book can always do. You have a lot more room to play withl."

(Via Slashfilm.)



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WOLFEN's tour of a post-apocalypse, 1981 New York


Wolfen is a fun, twisted little werewolf picture featuring Albert Finney and Edward James Olmos, both looking younger than you can believe they ever were. (Click the image at left to buy Wolfen on DVD.) But one of the film's most chilling aspects has nothing to do with wolfmen.

By the early '80s, the South Bronx had fallen into a disrepair so total and so terrible that it resembled a grim sci-fi landscape, it literally looked like an atom bomb had gone off there. Abandoned buildings rotted and caved in on themselves, piles of rubble and garbage were everywhere and entire blocks were eerily devoid of life save for the rats gnawing on whatever they could find. Wolfen shot some unforgettable scenes on those streets, and Youtube user Izakokomarixyz has compiled them into the clip below.

Looking at these scenes now, it's hard to believe this is really the United States we're seeing, that this is New York. Things can get this bad in other countries, after years of war. But not here.

But here it is 2009, and after decades of booming business, New York, like the rest of America, is now teetering on the brink of ruin once again. The economy has gotten so bad that there are plans to bulldoze entire blocks in cities like Baltimore and Detroit and move the locals into smaller areas to conserve the dwindling resources. These Wolfen scenes aren't just a quaint historical curio. This could be our urban tomorrow. (Well, other than the werewolves, of course... At least, let's hope without the werewolves.)



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To Be DIScontinued! - The Hall of Unresolved TV Cliffhangers


It sure won't win any prizes for graphic design, but To Be DIScontinued is a fun look back at all the shows that were prematurely canceled, with big questions left unanswered.

Was Jessica Tate really killed by a firing squad in the final episode of the classic sitcom Soap? (Click the image at left to buy Soap: The Complete Series (Slim Packaging) What happened to Agent Cooper after he was possessed by a demon at the end of Twin Peaks? If these questions have left you sleepless for years, the folks at the Hall of Unresolved Cliffhangers feel your pain. Going decade by decade, they catalog the great unfinished TV tales, offer a few nuggets of backstage info about why the show ended as it did, and occasionally even provide a little narrative closure. (Apparently Jessica Tate's fate was resolved, sort of, when she appeared as a ghostly presence in an episode of the Soap spinoff Benson. It seems she did indeed get gunned down by the firing squad. We were better off not knowing that, weren't we?)


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Mac's WTF

This bizarre viral video first hit the net in 2007, and ever since then it's been arousing, puzzling and disgusting people all over the world. It's a commercial for the toxic-looking WTF drink sold at Mac's Convenience Stores in Canada. (Mac's is apparently a sort of Canuck Circle K, and the WTF is their version of a Slushie.)

In the US we've gotten used to surreal, deliberately baffling commercials, as increasingly desperate advertisers do everything they can think of to attract our attention. But this ad is miles beyond Emerald Nuts, and we probably still haven't quite reached the point where anything like this could air on broadcast TV... It's a little too weird, a little too gross and way too sexually suggestive to slip past our censors. I almost feel like I should slap a NSFW warning on this thing. You've got a good minute or so of steamy, softcore lesbian porn before things take a very strange turn indeed. You have been warned.



You can see some of the other ads in the series in the clip below. There's no more lesbian erotica, but plenty of off-putting strangeness.




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What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While he Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

Monday, June 22, 2009

Courtesy Wil Wheaton's blog, here's an important message from Seth McFarlane about feeding a dog chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave.




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"Science fiction plucks from within us our deepest fears and hopes, then shows them to us in rough disguise: the monster and the rocket." - W.H. Auden

Who is he, this one who is called "Greg Stacy"?

Greg Stacy began the MONSTERS AND ROCKETS blog in April of 2009. Prior to that, he was editor of the popular sci-fi/horror news website DARKWOLDS.COM. He has also written for LA WEEKLY, OC WEEKLY, UTNE READER and LOS ANGELES CITYBEAT. He always feels weird writing about himself in the third person.

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