SOLD: 14 weird old toys!

Just look at all of them weird toys. Just imagine them on a shelf in your home, weirding up the place! Imagine how impressed (and nervous) your dates will be, when you bring them back to your place and they're greeted by that Jolly Monkey leering at them with his crazy little eyes! Well, Mr. Monkey and all of his friends can now all be yours, because this week we're selling these cute little creeps on Ebay. Monsters and Rockets HQ is groaning from all of our accumulated geegaws, gizmos and junk, and we've got to get rid of some of this stuff before a pile of it collapses and takes us one of us down with it. The bidding starts at $50, or you can buy up the whole mess now for a mere $70. So click on over there, and buy our crap!

UPDATE: Our crap has sold. You missed out. Too bad for you.

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