Disney cruises to feature Peeping Tom cartoon characters

Disney cruises will now feature "virtual portholes" where Disney cartoon characters will suddenly appear at random moments, gawk at you for a while and then slink away.

I suppose that could be delightful if you have little kids with you... But as a childless adult, it sounds like just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard of. Seriously, imagine you're getting undressed for bed, you're standing there with your underwear around your ankles, and suddenly freaking Goofy is there at the window, happily grinning as he appraises your nude body. Or imagine you're getting intimate with your spouse, and suddenly there's Donald Duck staring down at you! That wouldn't just kill the romance for the evening, it'd probably kill it forever. You'd never enjoy marital relations again, and it would all be Disney's fault.

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