MONTY PYTHON IN ABERYSTWYTH, narrated by David Tennant

British food is delightful, for the first breakfast or two. But before long you'll find yourself in a very bad way indeed, greasy and aching and swollen like a tick from a constant diet of meat and eggs and more meat fried in meat sauce with eggs on top. And not to be a big dental snob or anything, but British dentistry really is not good. I mean, Prince Charles has crappy teeth. How bad does your dentistry have to be, for your freaking prince to have a smile like a brewery horse? And seriously, the winters in England are just brutal. Step outside on a February morning, and it feels like Ebenezer Scrooge is slapping you hard across the face with a wet sock full of ice cubes.

But on the other hand, in England you can just turn on the TV on some random Wednesday night, and there's a documentary about Monty Python, narrated by Doctor Who.