Hello. She's Shelly Duvall.

This Youtube clip features celebrated character actress Shelly Duvall introducing herself at the beginning of various episodes of the cable TV anthology series Fairy Tale Theater. Really, that's it. She just says "Hello, I'm Shelly Duvall" over and over again. It sounds stupid - and it is - but I can almost guarantee that once you start watching you won't be able to stop.