Get your Schulz on!

If you've wished that you knew how to bust a move like the Peanuts kids in the classic holiday special Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown (and goodness, who hasn't?) now you can, thanks to the helpful diagrams on the accordion Christmas card seen on the website of designer Candy Chang. The girl's head-flopping move is diagrammed on one side of the card, the boy's weird neck-jut thing is depicted on the other.



The card, however, does not appear to be available to actually print out so you can mail it to your loved ones. That's just... Well, Scrooge-ian is the phrase that comes to mind. A lump of coal for you, Ms. Chang!

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