Gilliam on his second try at DON QUIXOTE

Friday, November 6, 2009

In an interesting interview mostly focused on his latest movie, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Terry Gilliam discusses some of the disasters that have plagued his various productions. He's now prepping another run at The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, an earlier, aborted project that was so epically troubled that it spawned a hit documentary, Lost in La Mancha. If you saw the documentary, you know just how crazy it is for Gilliam to try again. But as Gilliam sees it, making any movie is a crazy business - or should be, at any rate.

If you're going to play with Quixote you really got to play with Quixote. And those were windmills that came along. Those were giants, they killed us once but we're going to come back. Everybody says "Oh, forget about it, put it in the past. Move on." No, I won't because that all sounds so reasonable and I don't think films should be reasonable. The business we're in is about exciting people, stimulating people, doing things, changing them, outraging them -- it's not a reasonable business. Especially when you're spending the gross national product of a country to make a silly movie -- this is not reasonable.

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Is Bryan Singer actually going ahead with this GALACTICA reboot insanity?

Examiner.com is reporting that Bryan Singer is officially moving ahead with his planned Battlestar Galatica reboot movie; the news comes mere days after Ron Moore's Galatica reboot TV movie The Plan was released on DVD.

Now it seems that director/producer Bryan Singer is teaming up with Larson to make a Battlestar Galactica movie for the big screen, ditching and dissing the fan favorite Moore version. It seems that Larson was not a big fan of the Moore reboot, and wants to develop the original version of Galactica, keeping the original premise and storyline, making it more action oriented, geared for adults. Singer had originally intended to remake the original series for the small screen back in 2000, but the director was distracted by other endeavors and the project stalled. That's when Moore took over.

Now that pre-production has started, any rumors that Singer's next project was going to be "X" related (as in X-Men) has been put to rest, along with any shot he had of helming another Superman flick. There's been no word if Moore will be involved in the re-reboot, yet given the rumored "rocky" relationship between Larson and Moore, it seems unlikely.

As a sincere fan of the original series (yes, we do exist), I would have been really excited to see a big budget, big screen version of Galactica that was faithful to the Glen Larson version - a version where the Cylons were shiny robots with glowing red eyes ping-pong-ing back and forth in their heads, and Starbuck was a dude.

I would have been excited to see that. In 2000 or so. But honestly, it's 2009 and Moore's version has already rebooted the hell out of Galactica. Singer's just asking for trouble if he sets out to reboot one of the most critically-acclaimed TV series in decades, especially while memories of Gaius Baltar getting snoggy with Six are still so fresh in our minds.

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Steampunk submarine home theater

Thursday, November 5, 2009

New Zealand businessman Wayne Eyre isn't the first person to turn his home theater into a Jules Verne-ian submarine. But Eyre added an interesting twist by making the sub beached, with larges patches of rust, wild vines climbing the walls, and ruptured "plutonium torpedoes" providing a lovely green glow.

(The original article makes a big point of this being the ultimate "guy" room, which strikes me as both sexist and silly. A lot of women would think this room is fantastic... And Eyre's own fiancee describes the room as "cool" in the article itself!)



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Fillion says Whedon is writing DR. HORRIBLE songs

It seems Joss Whedon and company really are going ahead with a Dr. Horrible sequel, and Nathan Fillion (Captain Hammer himself) says it's gotten far enough that the sequel already has a title and a couple of new songs.



Interestingly, Fillion said that a "bunch" of cast members would be interested in returning. Other than Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer and Moist, who is left? Is Penny going to be resurrected somehow? Will we see a larger role for Bad Horse? He also says that the "media" has not been decided, lending credence to rumors that the project could be a theatrical film or Broadway show.

I've written before about my ambivalence regarding a Dr. Horrible follow-up. The original worked a lot better than it should have, but it felt pretty complete and I have a hard time imagining how a sequel could work. Billy has become Dr. Horrible, and his dark, comedic story became a tragedy. Captain Hammer has been revealed as a vain fraud. Penny is dead. The end. Checking in on Dr. Horrible a year later to see him plotting to blow up Florida and having battles with goofy superheroes is only going to cheapen what came before.

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Zemeckis planning new ways to ruin YELLOW SUBMARINE, ROGER RABBIT


Oh, Robert Zemeckis. Back in the 1980s, it seemed you could do no wrong. You brought us not just Who Framed Roger Rabbit but also the Back to the Future movies. If you had retired in 1990, you would have done more than enough for the world.

But then you went loopy for motion capture, and pretty much everything you've touched since Polar Express has been sad and/or wrong. I keep hoping you'll come to your senses about this Yellow Submarine mo-cap remake idea, but you keep talking it up to anybody who will listen, and I fear that you'll actually follow through and get this movie made. Now you're even talking about trying to get Ringo Starr and Sir Paul McCartney on board to play themselves. (And since those guys seem to have reached a stage where they'll do just about anything to stay relevant, there's an alarming possibility that they'll actually do this thing.)

While we're still woozy trying to imagine just how badly this Yellow Submarine remake is going to suck, you slap us upside the head with the news that in your Roger Rabbit sequel the cartoons will still be animated by hand but the live actors will probably be mo-cap. In other words, 20 years from now the original film will still look great while your sequel will look like dated videogame footage with cartoon characters pasted on top of it.

Could you do us a favor and just combine the projects into one big mess where the Beatles visit Toontown? That way we'll get all the pain out of the way in a hurry, and we can begin the healing process sooner.

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The Romulans in Abarams' TREK were played by Wesley Crusher


Wil Wheaton, the former teen star perhaps best known for the role of Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation, has now revealed that he played a secret role in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot. Actually, Wheaton played a number of roles: he voiced all of the Romulans on Nero's ship.

I met JJ at an ADR stage a few days later, where he told me the entire plot of the movie (and, for the record, hearing JJ Freakin' Abrams tell you the plot of his Star Trek is even more awesome than you'd expect) and showed me some of the scenes that I'd be dubbing. I ended up providing voices for all the Romulans on Nero's ship, including the guy who tells him that "it's time" at the very beginning of the movie. (Yeah, how cool is that?)

Readers of Wheaton's popular blog know that he is major Trekkie himself who has not always been well-served by the fanchise, so it's vicariously satisfying to see him finally get a little Trek love after a couple of decades of him having to put up with all those fan jokes about Worf blasting Wesley out of an airlock.

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Hammer Films' THE RESIDENT to star Swank, Morgan... and Chrstopher Lee!!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I know, three exclamation marks in that headline is veering dangerously close to Harry Knowles territory, but this news really is just that exciting.

Hammer Films, the British outfit behind those great horror B-pictures of old, has now resurrected and is working on a new series of horror films. Fresh out of the crypt things are already looking promising, with The Resident set to star Oscar winner Hilary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (well-known to genre fans for his intense performances as Watchmen's Comedian and Papa Winchester on Supernatural) and none other than Sir Christopher Lee, the actor who portrayed Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster and other classic monsters for Hammer all those years ago. Lee's last Hammer picture was To the Devil a Daughter in 1976.

Morgan will portray a landlord who stalks his new tenant, a young doctor played by Swank. Lee will portray Morgan's grandfather. ShockTillYouDrop has already posted a few press photos.

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Two rival Muhammad biopics coming

Two epic movies are now in the works about the life and teachings of Muhammad, the prophet and founder of Islam. This is a surprising bit of news, given the Islamic prohibition against depicting Mohammad, his seven wives, his daughters or his sons-in-law visually or verbally. (You may recall the controversy a few years back when the South Park guys tried to depict Muhammad in an episode. They publicly feuded with Comedy Central, but eventually the episode aired without the brief scene that would have featured Muhammad.)

Barrie Osborne, one of the producers of both The Matrix and Lord of the Rings, has announced his plans to make an epic, $150 million film about the life and teachings of Muhammad. Producer Oscar Zoghbi, meanwhile, plans to remake The Message, his 1976 film about Muhammad.

The original Message is one of the more peculiar historical epics you’ll encounter. The film chronicles the life of Muhammad from when Gabriel presents him with the Koran to his death, and yet Muhammad himself never appears. How does the film achieve this tricky feat? Mostly through the efforts of the hard-working Anthony Quinn as one of Muhammad’s followers, who delivers great gobs of exposition and literally addresses the camera as if it is Muhammad, occasionally nodding in response to the words of the Prophet.

The stuff that went on behind the camera was at least as odd as what went on before it; Muhammad Ali lobbied for the role of Bilal but was turned down; financing problems left the crew stranded in a non-air-conditioned Moroccan hotel for two miserable weeks until Muammar al-Gaddafi came through with the financing; and the entire film was shot twice, with two different casts, in English and in Arabic. And after all that effort to be as respectful as possible, the film was still banned in many Middle-Eastern countries and led to the Hanafi Muslim Siege in Washington DC, in which 12 members of the Black Muslims organization took 149 people hostage and demanded that all prints of the film be destroyed. Their stand-off with police ended 149 hours later, with the hostages released but a cop and a radio reporter dead.

Osborne told Reuters that he sees his production as "an international epic production aimed at bridging cultures". But in a move sure to be controversial with Westerners, the new film's production company, Alnoor Holdings, has brought Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi aboard to advise the shoot. He's the al Jazeera commenter who has called Jews a "profligate, cunning, arrogant band of people" and described the Holocaust as the divine will of Allah.

(Some portions of this post originally appeared several years ago in an article I wrote for OC Weekly.)

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Beware of the Blob!

You've surely heard of The Blob, even if you've never seen it. You know, the movie where young Steve McQueen goes up against a giant, killer blancmange. Well, whatever you imagined the film's opening credits were like, you surely did not imagine anything as amazing as this little miracle of 1950s kitsch, featuring the insidiously catchy music of Burt Bacharach and Mack David performed by The Five Blobs.



You're now going to spend the rest of your day singing to yourself about how the Blob slides and glides across the floor. You're welcome.


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Heath Ledger's Joker for DirectTV

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

After the controversy regarding DirectTV using footage of the late Chris Farley in their commercials, the folks at LandlineTV got to wondering what it would be like if the company resurrected other dead celebs for their ads.



(The Heath Ledger's not bad, but the JFK impersonator is pretty iffy and the Jesus is just miles off. They couldn't even find a long wig for the guy?)


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"Science fiction plucks from within us our deepest fears and hopes, then shows them to us in rough disguise: the monster and the rocket." - W.H. Auden

Who is he, this one who is called "Greg Stacy"?

Greg Stacy began the MONSTERS AND ROCKETS blog in April of 2009. Prior to that, he was editor of the popular sci-fi/horror news website DARKWOLDS.COM. He has also written for LA WEEKLY, OC WEEKLY, UTNE READER and LOS ANGELES CITYBEAT. He always feels weird writing about himself in the third person.

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