Her name is Talking Tina... And she doesn't like you

Sure, there are people out there who want a Twilight Zone Talky Tina doll of their own. Crazy, crazy people. Seriously, you'd have to be a freaking lunatic to want this plastic little psycho on a shelf in your house, gazing down at you every night while you sleep.

Talky Tina says the following phrases:

"My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much."
"My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think I like you."
"My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to me."
"My name is Talky Tina, and you'll be sorry."
"My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you."

And Talky Tina doesn't just talk. This Biff Bang Pow figurine is actually a bobblehead. That's right, she moves.

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