No mere mortal can resist the evil of THRILLER action figures
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Looking at really awesome action figures, I get the same feeling that I get, as a hetero dude, looking at very handsome men: I can appreciate why other people get so silly over them, and that's all fine and good, but I just have no desire to take one home for myself.
All that being said, this Michael Jackson Thriller toy has got me more than a little action figure-curious. (Click photos to enlargenize.) Not only do you get non-zombie Michael

But, as zen teaches us, desire is never truly satisfied. Even when presented with such bounty, all I want is more! Where is the Jackson from the '50s monster movie in the Thriller video (you know, "I'm not like other guys...") with replaceable were-cat head? Where's the button on Jackson's back that makes his eyes light up yellow and activates a recording of Vincent Price's scary laugh?
See? This is how action figure collecting gets you. They seduce

This is far and away the silliest post I have ever written, and for that I do apologize. But now it's written and posted, and I'm afraid that's just something we're all going to have to accept.
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