THE ANCIENT DOOGOO GIRL

People turn into fish. Demons breathe fire. A creepy little robot baby flies around and blinks his eyes a lot. A guy gets zapped with some sort of magic ray that makes him grow boobs. There are schoolgirl martial arts battles. And through it all, a giggly Japanese girl runs around wearing a bra that occasionally opens up to reveal crazy glowing magic things that aren't boobs. Naturally, it all ends with an homage to E.T.

The trailer for The Ancient Doogoo Girl starts off weird, keeps getting weirder, and finally breaks through to a level of weird that makes you question if you're actually awake or if you fell asleep on the bus and you're about to miss your stop.