STAR WARS Chickenpants

Chickenpants, apparently, are plush chicken toys that Claire Chambers makes by hand and then sells on her Absolutely Small store at Etsy.com. They are chickens. They wear pants. Simple as that!

Now, I know what you're wondering. Does Claire make Star Wars Chickenpants? Well, yes! She does!

But don't you Trekkies feel left out, now. Claire's there for you, too. But her Star Wars and Star Trek Chickenpantses (Chickenpanti?) are going fast, so if for some reason you want a Luke Skywalkerpants or a James T. Chickenpants to call your own, you better get over to the Absolutely Small store at warp speed.

(Please, don't click on the Urban Dictionary defintion of chicken pants. It's not safe for work and it's not funny and it's just gross and awful and reading it has kind of ruined my day. Don't make the same mistake!)

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