MUSIC FROM SPACE: Peaches - **** THE PAIN AWAY

Peaches is such a nasty lady I can't even write the title of this song without getting banned for life from Google Adsense. She is a nasty, nasty lady, and every single word out of her mouth is not safe for work.

She is also kind of awesome, and her best-known song, **** the Pain Away, is an absolute jaw-dropper, hilarious and sexy and freaking gross, all at once. You'll never forget where you were the first time you heard it, it's like the Kennedy assassination or something.

**** the Pain Away has inspired a couple of brilliant, fan-made videos. First, we have the Miss Piggy version.



Then we have an even more ambitious effort, where a naughty time traveler journeys back to Mayberry to addle Sheriff Andy and the gang with her skanky dancing.



I like how the boys of the Mayberry PD seem sort of perplexed and embarrassed by her appearance in their midst, it strikes me as being very in-character that way. And in her defense, FutureSkank does tell Opie to stay in school... 'Cause it's the best!

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