THE SEX FILES trailer

A new trailer is online for that X-Files porno parody The Sex Files, and like that Star Trek porno parody from a while back, I'm both impressed by how hard the filmmakers are trying to capture the spirit of the original property, and totally icked-out at the prospect of seeing that property pornified. I mean, they even have a Skinner, for Pete's sake! (The clip's safe for work, although there is a blurry glimpse of butt.)



At least the idea of watching Scully and Mulder have sex isn't nearly as creepy as the idea of watching Spock and Uhura have sex. I've been following the Star Trek characters since I was a kid, they're like family at this point and the idea of seeing them naked is just a big, shrieking no. Scully and Mulder don't have that kind of a history for me, and that last movie showed them getting pretty intimate and it was fine, it was sweet and not nasty. But that sure as heck doesn't mean I want to watch them get busy on Scully's autopsy table. (And you know they will, at some point in this porno version.)

But seriously, if we see Skinner get naked at any point in this thing, I plan to puke until I die. Some people were not meant to be naked, ever.

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