It had to happen eventually: THE SEX FILES

The trailer is now online for the X-Files porno parody, The Sex Files. You have to admit, they've really gone out of their way to give it that X-Files feel, with the appropriately cheesy credits sequence and an actress who is the spittin' image of Gillian Anderson.

Personally, I would prefer to not see Scully and Mulder investigating strange happenings in each other's pants. That last movie was plenty snoggy enough for me, thanks. (Don't worry, the trailer's safe for work.)



Today's totally self-indulgent digression: See that X-Files DVD cover in the Amazon link? Pretty snazzy graphics, huh? My girlfriend freakin' designed that. She does all the X-Files DVD covers, and all of the cool little fold-out booklets and crap you find inside. Yeah, that's right. My girlfriend is better than yours.

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