The steampunk Disneyland game is happening, and there's nothing you can do about it

Io9 has confirmed that the steampunk Disneyland game is really happening. They seem to be laboring under the strange delusion that this is somehow a good thing, which frankly has me worried for them. I mean, the steampunk Disneyland game is so obviously not a good thing that to believe otherwise suggests some sort of major head trauma or potentially dangerous brain ailment, such as viral meningitis or St. Vitus Dance.