TEEN WOLF action figure coming, will be horrifying

Does Teen Wolf have some rabid cult following I didn't know about? I mean, enough so that there's a demand for this truly frightening action figure version of Michael J. Fox in sub-par werewolf makeup? I'm a Gen-X dork, I can get soppy over Tron and The Breakfast Club and all of that stuff. But Teen Wolf? Seriously? If we're doing Michael J. Fox action figures, doesn't it make more sense to start with Marty McFly? Heck, I think I'd be more interested in having a figure of Fox's dissipated Jay McInerney surrogate from Bright Lights, Big City on my bookshelf (complete with tiny baggy of Bolivian Marching Powder) than this freaky Teen Wolf thing.

Well, if the thought of owning your own Teen Wolf figure has got you howling at the moon, click over to the Toys Are Evil blog for an exhaustive report.

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