TREK porno on the way

In a development that Paramount Pictures and the estate of Gene Rodenberry must be simply thrilled about, the classy folks at Hustler have announced their plans to make a porn parody of the original Star Trek series. (For those of you reading this at work, note that while that link so far doesn't feature any actual nudity, it does feature some salty language and we can't promise that they won't post pictures of Uhura's boobs at some point.)

Just about everything in pop culture inspires a porn parody eventually, and Trek has been porned-up before. But one of the striking things about this latest production is that the producers seem like they're really trying to capture the style of the original. From the sets to the costumes to the likenesses of some of the actors, this all looks more like an actual Trek episode than a lot of fan productions we've seen... Which will just make it even more disturbing when Mr. Spock gets busy with an Orion Slave Girl. Call us prudes if you will, but there are some places where no one was meant to boldly go... And Spock porn is one of them.