Megan Fox is not BUFFY

Yeah, so, the first casting rumor for the alleged Buffy movie remake has already been debunked. Megan Fox will not be Buffy.

It's actually a little alarming that people are taking this project seriously enough that they're spreading rumors about it. Come on, Internet. None of us really want a Joss Whedon-less, Sarah Michelle Gellar-less Buffy movie, do we? No, we do not. If we all ignore this movie, the project will just quietly die out in a few months. But if we keep spreading rumors and posting articles about who would or wouldn't make a good Buffy, Hollywood will think this awful idea has "buzz" and they'll go ahead and turn Buffy into some dumb-ass, Twilight-esque pile of awful starring some little blond nothing from the CW.

Come on, let's make this thing not happen. We have the power! Nerds unite to fight the Joss-less Buffy buzz! (And show your love for the One True Buffy by buying the complete TV series on DVD by clicking the image above.)


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